I'm from Tennessee, lazy, messy, awesome, have a bizarre (some say immature) sense of humor, and hate being outside.

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from stacks with 215,931 notes

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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1st September 2014

Post reblogged from Doughnut life with 15 notes

ironmags:

I went out with friends last night and ran into my mom.  This wouldn’t be an issue but my mom is a dancer.  So.  That was nice.

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1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from In search of inspiration with 680,492 notes

mynameissnugglefuck:

mermaidchan05:

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*plap*

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1st September 2014

Photo reblogged from Memewhore with 631 notes

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31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Mischief Managed with 71,474 notes

lolsomeone-actually:

themerrymisnomer:

stuffwhitepeopleask:

If White People Were Described Like People Of Color In Literature

ommmgggggg

these are so great

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31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from The Frogman with 136,664 notes

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

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31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from My-Wanton-Self with 91,148 notes

my-wanton-self:

I just love a truly efficient product. With this little winner you get to have some kinky sex and then you can take the harness outside and use it to help wash the fucking dog.

If that’s not a win all round, I don’t know what is.

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31st August 2014

Post reblogged from I don't give a flying Mjölnir! with 376,068 notes

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

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29th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from allan degeneres with 340,929 notes

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29th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Only Posts With Ten Thousand Notes with 197,719 notes

Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)

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